(or 'Why My Brother Shouldn't Take Away the Gamecube and Thus RE4')

Cloud: *walks by Sora*
Sora: "HI DAD! :D"
Cloud: "..."

Hades: Let loose and have some fun!
Cloud: "...I don't have 'fun'."

Hercules: *throws Cloud over one shoulder*
Cloud: "...Could you take your hand off my ass, please?"

Oh, Kingdom Hearts. You're utter crack, but you let me smash things with bright pretty colors, and thus I'm appeased. It's like DMC's cousin that's perpetually high on LSD or something.

...Well, that might actually explain the 'Leon'.