So this thread over at Shapely Prose is pretty much the most goddamn awesome thing I have read all week. So awesome that to the best of my limited internet popularity, I am going to make this shit a meme. We will call it the I am Fucking Awesome meme. Your mission: go forth and post telling us how fucking awesome you are, and all the fucking awesome shit you can do. And we in turn will look at it and not think of it as rampant narcissism or egotism of any of that shit. We will look at it and go 'wow, my friends are some pretty fucking awesome people.' And you will go, and tell them that they, too, should tell the internet how fucking awesome they are. And you can copy and paste this or whatever.

So. I'll start. I am Ruth-fucking-H., otherwise known as Cocoa, and I can, in fact do some awesome shit. I can build furniture from scratch, reupholster an armchair, sew a vest in a single afternoon, and make the best goddamn apple pie you have ever had (the secret's in the crust). I am a fucking fantastic cosplayer, I can run things from the commandline in Linux, and I can BS a paper like it's going out of style. I can do anything, given a set of instructions. I am an angry, blunt bitch, and I don't care who knows it. I am also a fantastic mage and awesome at farming fish in WoW, and I full embrace how incredibly nerdy that is. I am also damn sexy.