A conversation from yesterday:
Me: *stomping into the club room after a particularly exasperating physics lab* If I end up snapping one of these days and going on a homicidal rampage-
Fred: - I'll defend you in court!
Me: Thanks, although I was going to say, it's all my TA's fault.

And today, Julie has displeased her ancestors by doing badly on her EOSC midterm (it was EOSC, right, not Psych?), and then blaming the other Asians in her class for screwing up the grading curve, so her ancestors are going to send her a small dragon, which may be cute, but will likely eat her shoes.

And it's gotten Mulan songs stuck in my head - "Mister, Iiii'll make a man out of yoooooou~!"