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I really should put this game down, it's addicting and it means I get nothing else done. But...watching Leon's l33t gymnastic skillz is so much fun! Seriously, I kinda want to know where the hell he learned to do back handsprings like that. Mostly because those things aren't easy, and somehow I doubt he learned it in the police academy. Also, the Krauser knife fight? So fucking awesome. And Ben and I have the best conversations sometimes. As I was pulling out the magnum to pwn J.J.:
Ben: Won't somebody think of the children?!
Me: What children?
Ben: The- Oh, right, Leon's gay. But he could adopt!
Me: Or he and Dante could ask Ada to be the surrogate mother.
Ben: Yeah.
Me: She'd probably kick them in the face. And then possibly agree, but only after she kicked them in the face. Just, you know, on principle.
We also got off on a bit of a tangent about who Wesker is sleeping with (answer: We're not sure, but probably not Krauser). Ben is such a Wesker fanboy XD Not that I should be talking because mmmm, Leon. Especially mafia!Leon, because suits are sex.
Ben: Won't somebody think of the children?!
Me: What children?
Ben: The- Oh, right, Leon's gay. But he could adopt!
Me: Or he and Dante could ask Ada to be the surrogate mother.
Ben: Yeah.
Me: She'd probably kick them in the face. And then possibly agree, but only after she kicked them in the face. Just, you know, on principle.
We also got off on a bit of a tangent about who Wesker is sleeping with (answer: We're not sure, but probably not Krauser). Ben is such a Wesker fanboy XD Not that I should be talking because mmmm, Leon. Especially mafia!Leon, because suits are sex.
